BBC News have this morning posted an article about some artists pulling out of the Michael Jackon tribute concert at Schoenbrunn castle that contains a couple of choice quotes in it.

Representatives for Mary J Blige, Chris Brown and Natalie Cole said neither of the three would be at the event on 26 September at Schoenbrunn castle.

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“The star is Michael Jackson – it’s not about name dropping and who else will be there,” producer Georg Kindel said.

I don’t think Michael will be able to make it either, Georg. He’s dead, you see.

“It seems that there is a lot of confusion regarding the confirmed talent for the tribute – we are rechecking and confirming each artist personally,” Kindel said.

So you could say that you’re making a list, and you’re checking it twice.

“I’m sure the show is going to be fantastic and I’m looking forward to seeing you there” – Katherine Jackson

Oh dear, I hadn’t planned on going. Katherine will be so disappointed.

Okay, I’ve had my fun.